Chapter 24: hangovers are the worst

Thu, 08 Jan 2026 13:03:28 +0000

Alan woke up their head spinning and their invisible ears ringing they groan and rub their chest they look down realizing they were in their robe already and they sighed “shit this is why i don’t let ego talk me into these things” alan sighed and stretched all four of their arms their back cracking along with their arms and neck or what neck they had alan looked at the sleeping argos by their side and felt happy and they moved argos’s hair out of his face and gave them a telepathic kiss on the cheek which made argos smile alan pulled up their pink soft robe onto their body and they fix their shorts and head down stairs their vision blurred they make themself a cup of coffee and almost chugged it and coughed loudly “GODDAMMIT” they hacked and they double over the counter holding their empty mug that said “charge me up” with a dead battery on the side they groan “my fuckin’ head is killing me!” Ego stumbles down the stairs and laughs “hell alan you are torn up!” Alan groans hearing ego’s voice “why are you out of everyone here the first to wake up in the morning?” Alan asked in a sarcastic tone Ego pretends to be hurt and then asks in a teasing tone “why you wouldn’t mind if i was argos now huh?” Alan choked on their coffee “excuse me?!” Ego laughs putting it’s arm around alan’s shoulder almost choking them “don’t even pretend i heard you two last night gotta say i’m proud of you didn’t know you knew a thing or two if you catch my drift” alan glares at ego and shoves it away “shut the hell up ego!” Alan growled ego kept laughing, mocking what it heard and Alan felt their invisible ears turning red. Alan looks at ego and groans “do you ever shut up?” “nope!” ego replied, messing with it’s hat to annoy Alan the bells jingling like bells on a sleigh until Alan snapped “SHUT.THE HELL.UP!” Ego laughs more and alan slaps ego across the face there was silence then ego starts laughing again alan was stunned then but then they started laughing too little did the two know argos was watching from the stairs wearing one of alan’s t-shirts and argos couldn’t help but smile